Tue 30 Jan 2007
Urban Studies Majors: So Virile You Can Get Pregnant Just by Thinking about Them.
Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Bicyclists, Drugs, Education, Health: Physical & Mental, Pitt
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Einstein Bros. Bagels, Posvar Hall, Pitt Campus.
Hipster Girl #1: He’s so attractive; what’s his major?
Hipster Girl #2: Urban Studies or something.
Hipster Girl #1: What does he want to do with his life, you know, besides biking?
Hipster Girl #2: Oh, you know, be a man…a big, virile man…with chest hair.
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Hipster Girl #2: God, I need to go back on birth control.
— Overheard by voltron
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