Carnegie Mellon Shuttle. Classes are done for the day:
Loud Girl: I made a New Year’s Resolution to stop being slutty.
Male Friend: Yeah, I heard about that.
Loud Girl: Oh my god, I’m the worst slut ever.
Male Friend: Yeah, you told me at the party.
[…]
Loud Girl: [getting off the bus] So, maybe I’ll see you again this weekend?

— Overheard by Kevin