Wed 24 Jan 2007
Target, West Mifflin.
A mother in acid-washed jeans shops in the girls’ section with her two strikingly similar-looking daughters several years apart in age:
Mom: We’re going to get these two outfits.
Younger Daughter: [whining] But I hate wearing the same outfit as her!
Mom: Well then go and find another one, but I ain’t buying it if it ain’t the same price as hers.