Archive for January 18th, 2007

Market Square, Downtown:

Man #1: When we went to Alcatraz we sat on Al Capone’s toilet.
Man #2: Did it still work?

— Overheard by Keystone

Wal-Mart, North Fayette. 8:30 p.m.
A married couple in their late 20s contemplate a purchase:

Wife: Do you want to buy Snakes on a Plane?
Husband: I don’t know. Do you want to buy it?
Wife: Does it even matter?

— Overheard by Joe

Nick’s Imports, South Side
Two giggling High School Girls scamper around the store, trying on clothing:

High School Girl #1: No, we totally couldn’t do that. Can you imagine?
High School Girl #2: Yeah, that’d be like blasphemy: We come in wearing our leather boots and a hippie skirt. The vegans would come after us.

— Overheard by smurf