500 Inbound, Shadyside.
An attractive couple dressed in a tuxedo and an evening gown gets on the bus:

Bus Driver: I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to pick you up or
not. You look like you were standing on Rodeo Drive in Hollywood, but I’ll
tell you what: This ain’t no Rodeo Drive; this is Fifth Avenue in
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!

* Overheard in Pittsburgh TrueFact™: Pittsburgh’s parking tax is the highest in the country. Have fun working downtown!