Thu 11 Jan 2007
Ross Park Mall, Ross Township.
Two Elderly Women wait for the ACCESS bus:
Elderly Woman #1: I do not like Macy*s. Their prices are too high. Then they are putting a Nordstroms in over there. That is not for me. That is for “Angena Jolie” and “Britney Spears”. Not me.
Elderly Woman #2: Ah huh.
Elderly Woman #1: The most I ever spent for a purse was $60. I would never spend $500 for a purse. But, if I did, I would put a big tag on it saying, “I paid $500 for this purse,” so everyone could see how much I spent on it.
Elderly Woman #2: Oh.
Elderly Woman #1: Why did they put shrubs out there? Who the hell wants to come to a mall to see shrubs?
Elderly Woman #2: Ah huh.
3 Responses to “ After PAT discontinues her bus route, what will this woman have to complain about? You tell me that. Huh? ”
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October 30th, 2008 at 12:42 amAmateur….
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January 14th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
i love this one. the complaining about the shrubs its just….amazing.
January 15th, 2007 at 12:17 am
Agreed. Personally, I go to malls to see acre upon acre of uninterrupted asphalt. I hate it when malls/shopping complexes try to send mixed messages about why they exist.