Sutherland Hall, Pitt Campus.
Three girls in skimpy clothes and heavy makeup finish their Chinese food:

Girl #1: OMG! I love fortune cookies!
Girl #2: I know, right?
Girl #1: I wonder how they get the fortune inside.
Girl #3: I have no clue.
Girl #2: Maybe they bake it inside.
Girl #1: Wouldn’t it catch on fire or something?
Girl #2: Yeah, they probably have some kind of tool to put it inside after they cook it; Chinese people are really smart like that.
Girl #3: [laughs] Maybe it’s Chinese magic.
Girl #1: That would so explain why my fortunes always come true.