Tue 2 Jan 2007
Chicks all look the same when you have to stay 500 feet away.
Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Drinking, Drunks & Bars
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Wilkins Ave, Shadyside. Late:
Drunk Guy: [yelling to two girls a block away] LIZ, WILL YOU MARRY ME? I LOVE YOU LIZ!
Girl: NEITHER OF US IS NAMED LIZ! WHO ARE YOU YELLING AT?
Drunk Guy: I’M SORRY, MISS! FROM FAR AWAY, YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND!
— Overheard by Connor
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