{ 2007 01 02 }

Chicks all look the same when you have to stay 500 feet away.

Wilkins Ave, Shadyside. Late:

Drunk Guy: [yelling to two girls a block away] LIZ, WILL YOU MARRY ME? I LOVE YOU LIZ!
Girl: NEITHER OF US IS NAMED LIZ! WHO ARE YOU YELLING AT?
Drunk Guy: I’M SORRY, MISS! FROM FAR AWAY, YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND!

— Overheard by Connor

Posted by Chris Griswold on Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007, at 2:30 pm, and filed under Attraction, Love & Sex, Drinking, Drunks & Bars.

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