Fri 29 Dec 2006
I thought that line only appeared on TV.
Posted by Chris Griswold under North Shore, Sports
1 Comment
Front Row, 50-Yard Line, Heinz Field:
Guy on Cell Phone: Yeah, Dad. You here yet?
— Yeah, we’re right on the 53 yard line.
— Overheard by Amber

How do people like that get Steelers tickets?? There should be a test you have to take to enter the stadium.
1. What is the nickname of the Pittsburgh football team?
2. The numbers on the field, designated to show yard markers go no higher than _____.
3. You are attending a _____ball game.
Should you fail this test, you will be sent directly to Cleveland, you will not pass GO but you WILL have to pay the Turnpike toll.