Archive for December 29th, 2006

Giant Eagle, Southside.
Two men are browsing the BOGO Value Pack bottom-round steaks:

Man #1: Hell yeah! The meat is Angus certified!
Man #2: Who’s Angus?

— Overheard by Don’t Worry, Someone Had To Tell Me What “Deportment” Meant An Hour Later.

Point State Park:

Panhandler: Can you spare some change?
Woman: Get a job.
Panhandler: Bitch!
Woman: Bitch with a job!

Front Row, 50-Yard Line, Heinz Field:

Guy on Cell Phone: Yeah, Dad. You here yet?
— Yeah, we’re right on the 53 yard line.

— Overheard by Amber