Archive for December 27th, 2006

Pharmacy Line, Giant Eagle Marketplace, Centre Ave, Shadyside .
A seemingly confused midde-aged woman wheels her cart into line, bumping into people and shopping carts.

Employee: Hey! I haven’t seen you for a while! How have you been?
Confused Woman: Oh, fine. I got hit by a car on Friday, but otherwise great.

— Overheard by Impressed

67F Outbound, near CVS, Wilkins Ave, Squirrel Hill

Man: That’s the house where my sister shot her husband.

[Silence.]

Law Firm, Downtown:

Male Paralegal: [to Female Paralegal] Jane and I were just having fun with hot wax.

— Overheard by Curious Esquire