Milton Hall, CCAC, North Side:

Girl #1: My mom makes so much food for Christmas Eve.
Girl #2: Oh, I know. I can’t wait. My mom makes baklava.
Girl #1: Ohhhh! I love that.
Girl #2: Yeah, my mom makes it with that real oily fish.
Girl #1: [disgusted] What?
Girl #2: You know; she uses that real oily fish to make her baklava.
Girl #1: Are you serious? That’s fucking disgusting!
Girl #2: [shrugging] Well, what can I say? We’re Slovak!

— Overheard by Michael Dittman