Cathedral of Learning, University of Pittsburgh:

Girl: Is she cute?
Guy: I’ve had cuter. It’s ridiculous, though. Her brother puts a comment on my Facebook wall saying, “Legally, it’s not statutory rape,” so I replied on his and said, “You can’t rape the willing.” Then she takes me off her friends, blocks me on AIM — the whole nine yards!
Girl: Jeez.
Guy: I’m not worrying about it. Hey, do you have AIM?
Girl: Um, I don’t get online.
Guy: You have a phone, though, right? Why don’t you give me your number and we can talk about it some more?

— Overheard by Tia