East Carson St, Southside:

Hipster #1: There’s this chick who works at the coffee shop; she’s totally your weird type.
Hipster #2: You mean short, thin and fucked-up?
Hipster #1: Yeah, and she looks like Tank Girl: Her whole head is shaved except for her bangs.
Hipster #2: Wow, I already want to have her little ironic babies.

— Overheard by TheConnor