Fri 29 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Food & Drink, Intelligence, Southside
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Giant Eagle, Southside.
Two men are browsing the BOGO Value Pack bottom-round steaks:
Man #1: Hell yeah! The meat is Angus certified!
Man #2: Who’s Angus?
— Overheard by Don’t Worry, Someone Had To Tell Me What “Deportment” Meant An Hour Later.
Fri 29 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Arguments, Downtown, Money, Social Divisions, Work
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Point State Park:
Panhandler: Can you spare some change?
Woman: Get a job.
Panhandler: Bitch!
Woman: Bitch with a job!
Fri 29 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under North Shore, Sports
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Front Row, 50-Yard Line, Heinz Field:
Guy on Cell Phone: Yeah, Dad. You here yet?
— Yeah, we’re right on the 53 yard line.
— Overheard by Amber
Thu 28 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Arts & Entertainment, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Waterfront
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Target, Waterfront:
30-Year-Old Dude: I’m going to put a chapter about that in my book. And I will write that book, just watch. MY MEMOIRS. Do you think people will buy it? I’ll put a chapter about you in there.
— Overheard by Sancho Pizza
Wed 27 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Drugs, Health: Physical & Mental, Shadyside, Violence
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Pharmacy Line, Giant Eagle Marketplace, Centre Ave, Shadyside .
A seemingly confused midde-aged woman wheels her cart into line, bumping into people and shopping carts.
Employee: Hey! I haven’t seen you for a while! How have you been?
Confused Woman: Oh, fine. I got hit by a car on Friday, but otherwise great.
— Overheard by Impressed
Wed 27 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Bus, Crime, Death, Squirrel Hill, TMI, Tragedy & Horror, Violence
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67F Outbound, near CVS, Wilkins Ave, Squirrel Hill
Man: That’s the house where my sister shot her husband.
[Silence.]
Wed 27 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Downtown, Work
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Law Firm, Downtown:
Male Paralegal: [to Female Paralegal] Jane and I were just having fun with hot wax.
— Overheard by Curious Esquire
Tue 26 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Arts & Entertainment, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Friends, Life Lessons™, Waterfront
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Loews Cineplex, Waterfront. Evening.
Both Eragon and The Pursuit of Happyness showing in preview screenings in adjacent theaters, and people are becoming confused about which one they need. A man wanders into the theater for the Eragon screening and then bumps around, lost:
Woman: Are you looking for Happyness?
Man: I gave up looking for happiness years ago. Now I’m just trying to find my friends.
— Overheard by Rob of UnSpace
Tue 26 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under CCAC, Food & Drink, Holidays, Intelligence, Social Divisions
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Milton Hall, CCAC, North Side:
Girl #1: My mom makes so much food for Christmas Eve.
Girl #2: Oh, I know. I can’t wait. My mom makes baklava.
Girl #1: Ohhhh! I love that.
Girl #2: Yeah, my mom makes it with that real oily fish.
Girl #1: [disgusted] What?
Girl #2: You know; she uses that real oily fish to make her baklava.
Girl #1: Are you serious? That’s fucking disgusting!
Girl #2: [shrugging] Well, what can I say? We’re Slovak!
— Overheard by Michael Dittman
Tue 26 Dec 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Library, Arts & Entertainment, Death, Education, Friends, Holidays, Oakland, Work
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Carnegie Library, Oakland.
One Janitor tells another the plot of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol:
Janitor #1: The first ghost was named “Pinkie”, and he beat the crap out of death.
Janitor #2: Aaah…
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