Wed 29 Nov 2006
54C Inbound, Oakland:
Excessively Drunk Blonde Girl #1: Ohmigod! Can you believe I spend $480 getting my nails done every year?!
Excessively Drunk Blonde Girl #2: That’s totally enough to feed some starving child in Africa!
Excessively Drunk Blonde Girl #1: I don’t care! Why don’t they just pick apples off trees or something?
Excessively Drunk Blonde Girl #2: They don’t have apple trees in Africa.