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Wed 29 Nov 2006

Johnny Appleseed was racist.

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Bus, Food & Drink, Intelligence, Money, Oakland, Social Divisions
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54C Inbound, Oakland:
Excessively Drunk Blonde Girl #1: Ohmigod! Can you believe I spend $480 getting my nails done every year?!
Excessively Drunk Blonde Girl #2: That’s totally enough to feed some starving child in Africa!
Excessively Drunk Blonde Girl #1: I don’t care! Why don’t they just pick apples off trees or something?
Excessively Drunk Blonde Girl #2: They don’t have apple trees in Africa.

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Wed 29 Nov 2006

Overheard in Pittsburgh Life Lessons™: Find your window.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Age, Attraction, Love & Sex, Dumb Guys, Life Lessons™, Shadyside
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Giant Eagle Marketplace, Shadyside:

Haggard Late-20s Guy: Hey, you know that chick I always thought was hot in college?
Cool Dude: Yeah?
Haggard Late-20s Guy: Well, I just saw her here. She looks like she’s gained weight, so she might actually be in my class now.
Cool Dude: Do it up, man.

— Overheard by the Olympic Park Bomber

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