Meyran Street, South Oakland. Around midnight on a Tuesday.
A Drunk Asshole sits on his porch couch, playing a guitar and singing loudly to the tune of James Blunt’s “Beautiful”:

Drunk Asshole: You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful, you’re beautiful, it’s true. I saw you walking across the street and I want to eat your ass.
Drunk College Girl in Miniskirt and Heels: [From across the street] Oh my god, you have such a good voice!
Drunk Asshole: Thanks.
College Girl: Seriously, that was reeealllly good.
Drunk Asshole: Hey. You wanna come over here? I’ll play some more.

College Girl crosses the street and sits with him on couch.

— Overheard by why do i live in South oakland?