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Wed 22 Nov 2006

Love, South Oakland Style

Posted by Chris Griswold under Arts & Entertainment, Attraction, Love & Sex, Dumb Guys, Intelligence, Oakland
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Meyran Street, South Oakland. Around midnight on a Tuesday.
A Drunk Asshole sits on his porch couch, playing a guitar and singing loudly to the tune of James Blunt’s “Beautiful”:

Drunk Asshole: You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful, you’re beautiful, it’s true. I saw you walking across the street and I want to eat your ass.
Drunk College Girl in Miniskirt and Heels: [From across the street] Oh my god, you have such a good voice!
Drunk Asshole: Thanks.
College Girl: Seriously, that was reeealllly good.
Drunk Asshole: Hey. You wanna come over here? I’ll play some more.

College Girl crosses the street and sits with him on couch.

— Overheard by why do i live in South oakland?

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Wed 22 Nov 2006

Potters are mysterious and dreamy.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, CMU, Education
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Elevevator, Wean, CMU Campus.
Three guys enter the elevator on the first floor, followed by two girls on the second:

Girl #1: You hear what happened to Jessie? She went on a date Friday night!
Girl #2: No way! I hung out with her Saturday, and she didn’t say a word about it.
Girl #1: She told me that she wasn’t sure if it was a date or not. It was just this guy who was leading her pottery class.
Boy #1: Uh… is his name Mark?
Girl #1: Yeah! How did you find that out?
Boy #1: He’s my roommate. I didn’t know he was dating again!
Boy #2: Communication is important.

— Overheard by TheConnor

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