Outside Morewood Gardens, CMU Campus.
Two students are walking down the street when one of their friends pulls up in a car:

Driver: Hey little girl, I have candy!
Walking Girl: Oh hey! How’re you?
Driver: Oh, I’m alright.
Walking girl: Where you goin’?
Driver: Squirrel Hill.
[…]
Walking Girl: Wait: Do you actually have any candy?

— Overheard by Ka-CHANG

*Cabbage Patch Kids™ were very popular in 1983.