Caribou Coffee, Forbes Ave., Oakland:

Barista: What can I get for you?
College Girl: Um… can you do me a favor? …Like… I want hot chocolate, but I want it cold.
Barista: Well, why don’t just get the iced mocha latte?
Girl: Well… but I don’t want the coffee in it.
Barista: So, basically, you just want chocolate milk.
Girl: Oh. Well, when you say it like that, it doesn’t sound as appetizing.

— Overheard by MLo