Hillman Library, Pitt Campus.
Three students are checking out books at the front desk.

Female Student: I think I’m getting hot flashes.
Male Student: What, are you post-menopausal?
Female Student: No, but my temperature has been over 100 degrees for the past few days.
Guy behind desk: Uh, that’s not hot flashes; that’s called a fever.

— Overheard by Halle