October 2006

Probably Not What He Was Hoping to Hear

Bus Stop on Forbes Ave across from Hamburg Hall, CMU Campus:

Punk Girl: And so he kept asking about my nipple piercings, and I told him, “Hey, boys can accessorize too!”

— Overheard by TheConnor

Attraction, Love & Sex
CMU
Fashion, Style & Beauty
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Grandpa hid his alcohol problem in hollowed-out books

Costco, Robinson Township:

Middle-Aged Man: I think he reads alot.
Middle-Aged Woman: Just because you carry around books with you all the time doesn’t mean you’re “well read”.

Education
Intelligence
Robinson Township
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ADD makes kids forget to take their guns to school.

Eat’n'Park, Squirrel Hill.
Two Retired Teachers talk loudly over their husbands:

Retired Teacher #1: [to Retired Teacher #2] I thought for sure I would die in the classroom. Guess I was wrong.

–Overheard by Psychic Sarah

Education
Health: Physical & Mental
Squirrel Hill
Tragedy & Horror
Violence
Work

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Philadelphia; The State of Brotherly Love

61A Outbound, Oakland. Saturday night.
A college female student with a cheek piercing sits down near a drunk woman:

Drunk Woman: Hey, did that hurt? [points to Girl's cheek]
Pierced Girl: Uh, yeah, but not that bad.
Drunk Woman: Hmm. [stares for a while] I like that; it’s cute. How much did it cost you to get that done?
Pierced Girl: [avoiding eye contact] Umm, like 30 or 40 dollars.
Drunk Woman: Really?! That’s cheap! Where’d you go?
Pierced Girl: Oh, not around here; in Philadelphia.
Drunk Woman: Ahhhhhh, so you went out of state to get it done. Yeah, it’s way cheaper if you go out of state. Like me: I got my lip done and my tongue pierced twice [sticks out tongue and shows her], but I went out of state to get it done, and that’s why it was so cheap.
Pierced Girl: [nods, trying not to laugh]
Drunk Woman: Yeah, if you’d-a gotten that done in-state, it’d prolly be like 70 or 80 dollars.
Pierced Girl: Oh, yeah.

@ Bus
Fashion, Style & Beauty
Money
Oakland
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Given the subject, why does this seem so gay?

Juliet St., South Oakland.
Four Frat Guys are on their way to a party:

Frat Guy #1: —pop it in her eye?
Frat Guy #2: No, I just squirted in her mouth and left.
[All four erupt in congratulatory, knowing laughter.]

—Overheard by Jack-o-Lantern

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Dumb Guys
Oakland
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Just ask Jude Law

Market Square, Downtown:

College Guy: It’s so difficult having an argument with someone so stupid.

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Downtown
Intelligence
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Someone should tell the makers of Monopoly

Dungeons and Dragons Gaiming Room, Phantom of the Attic Games, Oakland:

30-Something Dungeon Master: I guess the concept is you balance the boring with the interesting.

Beliefs, Credos & Theories
Nerds
Oakland
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He’s busy telling my children about the heating bill.

Near Dowes on 9th, Downtown:

Guy: Has anyone seen Franco Harris?

Celebrity
Downtown
Sports
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The quilting bee can really bust your balls

Forbes Avenue near Dithridge, Pitt Campus:

Macho College Guy: People will ask you if you sew; that’s like fucking tying your shoelaces.

— Overheard by Kelly

Dumb Guys
Intelligence
Pitt
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Watching Studio 60 was important to Travis, but not as much as heroin.

In front of Phantom of the Attic Comics, Craig Street, Oakland:

Black Woman in Bead-Laden African Garb: Hey, is that bead store closed permanently?
Thin, Cracked-Out White Man: I’m not sure; it wouldn’t be the first store on Craig Street to not be open Mondays like that crepe place.
Black Woman: Sir, it’s, uh, Tuesday.
White Man: Oh. Oh god.


— Overheard by TheConnor

Drugs
Intelligence
Nerds
Oakland
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