Crowded Inbound 61C, Forbes Ave, Oakland:

White Man: [to Woman sleeping across two seats] Can I sit here?
Black Woman: [unintelligible]
White Man: Can I sit there or not?
Black Woman: [gruff] Go ahead.
White Man: Could you please move over?
Black Woman: [without moving] I AM moved the FUCK over, ASSHOLE.

[Woman goes back to sleep. Man squeezes into the seat next to her.]