Archive for September 25th, 2006

Candy Aisle, Target, Waterfront:

Large Girl #1: But these aren’t Swedish Fish; they’re “Red Fish”.
Large Girl #2: Whatever.
Large Girl #1: That makes them different, right?

Crepes Parisienne, Craig St., Oakland:

College Student #1: Closed on Monday? What the fuck is this? Fucking French
people!
Why aren’t they open on Monday?!
College Student #2: I guess they were “le tired”.

Overheard by TheConnor