The Marketplace, Pitt Campus:

Girl: So for the past 19 years of my life I’ve been five-foot-three. I always thought I was five-foot-three, but today they tell me I’m five-foot-two!
Guy: Who told you that you were five-foot-two?
Girl: The people in my physical fitness class; they do all themeasurements—
Boy: Oh… I—
Girl: —five-foot-two! I can’t get over it: How the hell can I be five-foot-three one year and five-foot-two the next?! How?! How?! How?!
[Seriouly troubled, she continues to pursue the conversation.]

— Overheard by Joel and Zack, UPitt students