Oakland Ave, Oakland.
Two Drunk Girls are egging a house:

Drunk Girl #1: You wanna throw an egg at our house?
Drunk Girl #2: We LIVE HERE! REEEALY!
Passer-By #1: You live here?
Passer-By #2: Nawww, you don’t live here.
Drunk Girl #1: We SO DO! Here’s my house key!
Passer-By #2: Why are you throwing eggs at your own house?
Drunk Girl #1: Cuz it’s fun! And our roommate isn’t home!