Baggage Claim, Pittsburgh International Airport.
A thin woman with crutches passes, her daughter in tow:

College Kid #1: Wow… she was hot. And, like, she’s got crutches, so she can’t run away fast.
College Kid #2: She’s perfect for you then.
College Kid #1: And she’s skinny too.
College Kid #2: So she’d be like, Skim MILF?
College Kid #1: You bastard.

- Overheard by TheConnor