Meadow Run Natural Waterslides, Ohiopyle State Park. Hordes of teenagers are trying to impress each other on the slides. One group of boys slides and mashes into each other in the pool at the end. A Boy with Large Breasts gets out but looses his footing and falls back in:

Big Breast Boy: [girlishly] EEEK!!!
[Other boys shoot him looks of horror.]
Big Breast Boy: Eh, what do you expect? I’m a high-pitched fat kid.

- Overheard by Zelda