Outside Hemingway’s, Forbes Ave., South Oakland.
A cluster

Drunk Frat Guy #1: But I would give you a heads-up. I’ll be like, “Heads up!” - and then BOO YEAH! All over your face!
Drunk Frat Guy #2: Well, at least you’re gonna give me a heads-up.
Drunk Frat Guy #1: Oh, I wouldn’t want to ruin your day.
Drunk Frat Guy #2: No way!
Drunk Frat Guy #1: Yeah, I’ll just say, “I’m gonna ruin your day”. And then I’ll ruin your day.

- Overheard by M. Davies