Tue 11 Jul 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Coffee, Fashion, Style & Beauty, Food & Drink, Health: Physical & Mental, Shadyside
[4] Comments
Jitters, Shadyside:
Slim Woman: [leaning over the counter] Just a small one with skim milk.
Barista: How much do you weigh? 120? You don’t need skim.
Slim Woman: Okay, I’ll go with 2% —Wait, can I have a milkshake?
— Overheard by grammarnerd.
Mon 10 Jul 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Mall, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Contests & Games, Crazies, Disabilities, Food & Drink, Marketing, Religion, TMI, Washington
1 Comment
Ice Cream-Eating Contest for Bethel Presbyterian’s Youth Mission Trip fund.
Washington Crown Center Mall, Washington, PA:
Food Court Worker/Contestant #1: Good Luck.
Food Court Worker/Contestant #2: I don’t need luck. I’m a retard.
— Overheard by a happy marketing director
Fri 7 Jul 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
No Comments
71C Outbound, Mid-Town. Mid-Day:
A 50-Something Black Woman in leopard-print spandex, Coke-bottle glasses,
and a fur coat: I told her da truth! It’d be different if I was lyin’, but I was tellin’ da truth! Y’ain’t supposed tuh wear no tube socks wit dress shoes, and y’ain’t supposed tuh put no GREASE ON A WIG! Someitmes… she wears…. a BRAAAAAAUGHHH!
— Overheard by Cypriot K
Thu 6 Jul 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
No Comments
Library, Castle Shannon.
A Cantankerous Older Woman complains to the patient librarian who has already checked her out:
Cantankerous Older Woman: When I was young, you could count on the seasons. It went Spring! Summer! Fall! Winter!
[sharp hand gestures accompany each season]
Just like that, every year, no question.
Not anymore.
And we never had any of the confusion like there is now: a cold day in May, a warm day in January. That just didn’t happen.
You just don’t know what to expect. Someone should do something about that.
— Overheard by Jami
Wed 5 Jul 2006
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
No Comments
Hastings Street, Point Breeze:
A Rroad Worker leans on the bulldozer another is sitting in.
Road Worker 1: Oh man, is that Crystal Light?
You are currently browsing the archives for the month July, 2006
| S | M | T | W | T | F | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| « Jun | Aug » | |||||
| 1 | ||||||
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | |||||
