Fri 7 Jul 2006
71C Outbound, Mid-Town. Mid-Day:
A 50-Something Black Woman in leopard-print spandex, Coke-bottle glasses,
and a fur coat: I told her da truth! It’d be different if I was lyin’, but I was tellin’ da truth! Y’ain’t supposed tuh wear no tube socks wit dress shoes, and y’ain’t supposed tuh put no GREASE ON A WIG! Someitmes… she wears…. a BRAAAAAAUGHHH!
— Overheard by Cypriot K