Romp n Roll, Glenshaw.
Informal photo shoot for Steel City Derby Demons and Pabst Blue Ribbon promotion:

Roller Derby Skater #1: No way you look like you’re 18! Look at those curves! Look at that cleavage!
Roller Derby Skater #2: You haven’t watched much Hustler: Barely Legal, have you?

— Overheard by PLA