Thu 1 Jun 2006
In Front of Pamela’s, Forbes Ave, Oakland:
Shirt-and-Tie Clipboard Guy: [Bright and earnest] Wow! Do you have mystical powers?
Young Guy: Huh?
Clipboard Guy: You must have mystical powers: You’re so fast. I hav[DROWNED OUT BY SIRENS AND A HELICOPTER]
— Overheard by Abo