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Friday, May 5th, 2006
Maggie didn’t know how to tell her friends what was wrong with her.
Outside the University Center, CMU Campus.
Some Sorority Girls are walking along under the building’s loggia. One is eating something resembling stuffing out of a take-out container:
Sorority Girl #1: That reminds me of being home at Thanksgiving.
Sorority Girl #2: You know, you really could stuff just about anything with this.
Sorority Girl #3: Like my butthole?
Sorority Girl #2: [not listening to Girl #3]This would be good with
some peppers and cheeses.
Sorority Girl #3: Like my butthole?
— Overheard by Jimples