61C Inbound:

Guy on Cell: Yeah, I’m headed down from McKeesport.
[Suddenly very loud] MAAANNN, I DON’T WANNA GO TO THE NORTH SIDE! NIGGAS CRAAAZY OVER THERE!

Overheard in Pittsburgh Note: This slogan does not cover the North Shore, where white people safely spend money on sports and culture. While it’s essentially the same place; it’s important to know the difference when reporting on crime or cultural development. See: “Waterfront vs. Homestead.”