Wed 31 May 2006
The Official Slogan of the North Side
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
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61C Inbound:
Guy on Cell: Yeah, I’m headed down from McKeesport.
— [Suddenly very loud] MAAANNN, I DON’T WANNA GO TO THE NORTH SIDE! NIGGAS CRAAAZY OVER THERE!
Overheard in Pittsburgh Note: This slogan does not cover the North Shore, where white people safely spend money on sports and culture. While it’s essentially the same place; it’s important to know the difference when reporting on crime or cultural development. See: “Waterfront vs. Homestead.”
Your “NOTE” implies white people can’t have fun and spend money in North Side? Or that they couldn’t do so in Homestead? Are you kidding? Check your thinly veiled racism.
i will have you know that honkys are also craaaazy on the North Side, and of us have been informed that we “got soul” as well.
Hey Super D-Bag 2000, y’all best check your thin sense of sardonicism.
(bwzimmerman is a white devil and does, in fact, have soul. This message paid for by the Committee to Elect BWZimmerman)