Tue 30 May 2006
“You’ve got to get yourself together; you got stuck in a moment and now you can’t get out of it.”
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
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Eat `n’ Park Cash Register, Murray Ave, Squirrel Hill:
BP Uniform Guy: [Spreads his jacket like a cape] He’s all, “TELL ME
I’M A ROCKSTAR, TELL ME I’M A ROCKSTAR!” God, shut up, Bono.

To truly emulate Bono, he would have had to stick his nose in the guy’s eye.
And wear really bad, black-rimmed sunglasses with reflective orange lenses.