Little League Game, McGunnigle Field, Sheriden:
The aggressive home team is beating the befuddled visiting team 15-0

Home Team’s Third-Base Coach: [to runner on 2nd] THERE WAS LESS THAN TWO OUTS! THE PITCHER HAD THE BALL BUT WASN’T YET ON THE RUBBER! WHY
DIDN’T YOU KNOW YOU COULD RUN TO 3RD?!?
Visiting Team’s Coach: [from bench] Maybe because he’s nine years old
Home Team’s Coach: [to Visiting Coach] HE’S TEN!!!