Fri 19 May 2006
Flower Stand, Station Square.
A guy in his early 30s is buying roses for his girlfriend:
Flower Vendor: You know, it’s a good thing that you got lilac-colored roses.
Boyfriend: Why?
Flower Vendor: Because they’re the only ones that actually smell like roses.
Girlfriend: [smelling roses] Ooohh… I didn’t know roses didn’t smell like roses.