Archive for May 18th, 2006

School Playground,19th & Sarah, South Side.
A group of kids is playing kickball, and Kid #1 tries to kick Kid #2 in the crotch:

Kid #2: [Screaming] MY BALLS ARE MADE OF STEEL!

— Overheard by Sloan

Pirates Game, North Side:

Die-Hard fan: No, they’re not gonna score, man. That’s what makes them the Pirates.*

— Overheard by Ginger

*Just before the Pirates score three runs in a row.