Morewood Gardens, CMU Campus:

Giggly Girl #1: My school was the fourth-largest in the nation or the country; I don’t remember which.
Giggly Girl #2: What?
Giggly Girl #1: The fourth-largest. In the nation. Or country.
Giggly Girl #3: Um, those are the same thing.
Giggly Girl #1: No they’re not!
Giggly Girl #3: Yes they are!
Giggly Girl #2: They are TOTALLY the same thing!
Giggly Girl #1: No they’re—
Giggly Girl #3: Oh my god, you were an Ivy League—
Giggly Girl #2: “Nation” and “country” are the same!
Giggly Girl #1: I … no … no … I thought “nation” meant “world”!

— Overheard by K-CHANG!