Outside the University Center, CMU Campus.
Some Sorority Girls are walking along under the building’s loggia. One is eating something resembling stuffing out of a take-out container:

Sorority Girl #1: That reminds me of being home at Thanksgiving.
Sorority Girl #2: You know, you really could stuff just about anything with this.
Sorority Girl #3: Like my butthole?
Sorority Girl #2: [not listening to Girl #3]This would be good with
some peppers and cheeses.
Sorority Girl #3: Like my butthole?

— Overheard by Jimples