61D Outbound, Margaret Morrison St., Oakland.
Four CMU Students get on, all dressed in grunge-wear, circa 1994:

CMU Guy #1: I want to get a pet skunk.
CMU Girl: A pet skunk? Wouldn’t you have to get it declawed?
CMU Guy #1: I don’t think it’s standard operating procedure to have a skunk declawed.
CMU Guy #2: Dude, I don’t think it’s standard operating procedure to OWN a skunk.
CMU Guy #1: [serious] Dude, it’s totally LEGAL in Pennsylvania.

— Overheard by Random Bus Rider

* As opposed to drinking