Archive for April 25th, 2006

Eat `n’ Park, Murray Ave, Squirrel Hill.
A guy in a BP Uniform and his female friend resume talking when an effeminate waiter leaves after taking their order:

BP Uniform Guy: [sighing] I wish I was gay. Then I could be friendly.

61D Outbound, Margaret Morrison St., Oakland.
Four CMU Students get on, all dressed in grunge-wear, circa 1994:

CMU Guy #1: I want to get a pet skunk.
CMU Girl: A pet skunk? Wouldn’t you have to get it declawed?
CMU Guy #1: I don’t think it’s standard operating procedure to have a skunk declawed.
CMU Guy #2: Dude, I don’t think it’s standard operating procedure to OWN a skunk.
CMU Guy #1: [serious] Dude, it’s totally LEGAL in Pennsylvania.

— Overheard by Random Bus Rider

* As opposed to drinking