Pitt Shuttle, South Oakland:

 

Girl: So we ended up going to this random Greenfield bar. That one by Hollywood Video?

Guy: Oh, THAT one?

Girl: Yeah. We just wanted to randomly hit an old man bar. It was fun. The beer was cheap. We were, like, the youngest people there. Everyone else was just, like, Greenfield natives. There was this crazy Irish man. Oh! And this Japanese guy was sipping down screwdrivers.

[Girl laughs]

Guy: How did you know he was Japanese?

[…]

Girl: …because he LOOKED Japanese.

 

— Overheard by tia