Archive for March 28th, 2006

Lobby, Newspaper Building, Downtown.
Two Men exit an elevator:

Man #1: … so if he doesn’t take the plea, he’s going to be prosecuted as a misdemeanor.
Man #2: What an asshat!
Man #1: I know!

— Overheard by g8

Best Buy, Bethel Park:

Woman: So this is one of those pyroclastic ovens?

Stunned Salesperson: [Pause] Yeah. “Pyroclastic.” No chipping lava on thisbaby…

— Overheard by KGB