Archive for March 27th, 2006

Ellsworth Avenue, Shadyside.
Two black men enter the very inconspicuous gay bar 5801, only to come out moments later. They look at each other and burst into bent-over laughter and run around, acting dizzy:

Man #1: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Man #2 continues to run in a circle.

Information Desk, Carnegie Library, Mount Washington:

Elderly Man: I’m looking for a series of tapes on anxiety by Linda Bassett.
[Librarian types this into her computer, then shakes her head.]
Librarian: Hmmm… All I’m coming up with by her is a video called Calendar Girls.
[…]
Man: That might work…

— Overheard by L. Cronin