Archive for March 24th, 2006

Smithfield St., Downtown, Morning.
A 30-year-old father walks, holding hands with his toddler son:

Dad: Poopin’ on peoples’ cars: that’s a nasty thing to do!

— Overheard by jack wilson

King of the Hill Beer Distributor, Hill District.
A small elderly black woman in a hot-pink turban is telling a clerk how to load six cases of beer into her Cadillac’s the trunk:

Old Lady: That’s the way; that’s the way. Don’t shake it. You shake it, everybody gets wet.

— Overheard by N