Archive for March 20th, 2006

Panera, Squirrel Hill:

Cell Phone Guy: How old are you when you’re 16?” YOU’RE 16, IDIOT!

— Overheard by S. Wong and E. McConville

Student’s Apartment, Shadyside.
Some students are filming a movie:

Lead Actor: My entire life is a blooper reel! I lead a life of blooper-dom!

— Overheard by Caro

David Lawrence Computer Lab, 10 p.m., Friday:
D-Bag on Cell Phone:
— someone got my A-I-M password and got on my account. She IMed Laura this morning and told her she had hairy arms.
— Yeah, that is not cool. And she told Laura my A-I-M password. She must have hacked into my computer.
Studious Chick: [whispering] I just want to kill that guy.
Studious Guy: Yeah, I know. [laughs]
Studious Chick: It’s just like – fwaah! [makes two-hand motion to depict the idiocy that is exploding into her face/desperation]
Studious Dude: But it is dramatic.
Studious Chick: He’s got to be a freshman.